Lanced Again

Not only has the disgraced Mr. Armstrong lost his seven Tour-de-Farce, uuuuhhhh, Tour-de-France titles, he's now lost his last remaining sponsor.

Lanced

Say, Lanny boy, when you cover up such things as doping and it comes out and you don't challenge, you're gonna have trouble keeping your sponsors.

The now-disgraced Mr. Armstrong has resigned as chairman of the Livestrong charity foundation that he had founded.